I've been with Smell! for a day now, and I can say that it has changed my life. This little man is just a bundle of fun. Luckily, he is accompanied by 3 friends (Hearing is dead).
I will now assess each 4 (Hearing is dead) comrades.
- Taste is tongue look at him go!
- On the other "hand" we've got Touch. His powerful finger points directly into my guilty soul, accusatorily.
- Hearing is dead.
- Now Smell! is like a kind of little man, shrunk down to the size of a small man. I love him. His tiny eyes, his big nose, the fact what he says Smell! on him. It's perfection, in physical form. God sighs for even the Garden of Eden could never compare. I have tasted the forbidden fruit, and it is rubber.
They arrived in a small cardboard box, wrapped in fine yellow tissue paper. Sight and Touch are near-perfect, only containing a few dots of muck. Smell! has warped eyes, due to a painting error. Taste has a fairly sticky head, and a bit of painting missing on the beak. This is most likely due to a manufacturing mishap and NOT the fault of the seller. It is fine enough that we are 100% happy with our purchase of Smell! and his 3 disciples. We long for the day that we can hold Hearing again in our arms. However, he has been killed due to what I can only describe as "Manufacturing Negligence" and "Powerful Beam Attack what did him in".
Christy has gone above-and-beyond with her cooperation and friendliness in this transaction, and I could not be happier to hold these extremely rare and silly geese. I thank her for her time, and I hope this 5 star review can suffice as how positively I rate my purchase, and my experience.
- The Duke
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